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Derek Martin

@me@derekmartin.org

I'm Derek. I am a nerd. Principal Technical Program Manager, Azure Core, Global Resiliency. Toots are my opinion and don't represent my company.

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@ProPublica That should be a crime that lands someone in jail. One one think their overall response should land people in jail, but definitely withholding video. Those ass holes.

@tchambers @kamalaharrisforpresidentnews@friendica.opensocial.space Orders popcorn

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"This is Putin’s war against Russia. And if he doesn’t like it, if it’s making him a little uncomfortable, then there’s an easy solution: He can just get the hell out of Ukraine and call it a day."
- White House national security spokesperson John Kirby

@IanHill @jerry Slow Children signs in Oklahoma was always too on the nose for me :)

Excellent. If that was the strategy, it's working. But I think there's even more to it here yet to be seen.
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@theintercept he doesn't have an offramp that's palatable.

@tchambers @kamalaharrisforpresidentnews@friendica.opensocial.space hehe - the guy on the right doesn't seem too sure of his decision

@jason Nah, it’s stabilized cost wise for now :) Glad you’re still able to make good use of it! Just got upgraded on Saturday.

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Wild but unsurprising stat for my neck of the . Our that we've been running for almost four years for the of the world - 90% of the registered servers are offline. Instances come and go, but that is still wild.

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@theintercept This is factually inaccurate and should be corrected. Flights and banks were impacted by a 3rd party, crowdstrike, pushing a patch to their customers which caused Windows machines to blue screen. Yes, there was an Azure outage last night, but they are completely unrelated and it was certainly NOT a “worldwide outage.”

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Pssst: influencers struggle with Mastodon because it's harder to influence people here. It's not because this place isn't neat.

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I asked a long-time political pro if he thought the press would fall meekly in line and provide stenography for this week's kinder-and-gentler Trump, and he said of course it will.

@9to5Mac Any good tech to help detect them (other than a magnifying glass). Some sort of signal scanner?

Yall! Ghost is @index@activitpub.ghost.org !!!!!

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@petergleick nevermind - i see it now - zoiks!

@petergleick Just looking at the pic doesn't look like a failure yet but a lack of height and width - or has it now been overtopped and just not represented by photo yet?

@samlitzinger should be THOUSANDS of lawsuits all filed against the state.

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This happened in my model Y three weeks ago. I always have a glass break/seat belt knife dongle that is always with me just in case. And my kids all know how to pop the emergency latch. It’s a great car, but this is an absurd design defect.

RE: www.threads.net/@verge/post/C8