markothecomic

Hand sanitizer can really dry out your skin, which is why I’ve stopped drinking it.
#handsanitizer #dryskin #comedy #joke #MarkoTheComic

I like online maps because you can simultaneously see the best route to where you’re going and all the other better places you could be going.
#travel #maps #joke #humor #comedy #MarkoTheComic

One day traffic will get so bad there won’t be any.
#traffic #cars #joke #humor #comedy #comedian #MarkoTheComic

I live in the suburbs but my heart is in the city, along with several other essential organs.
#organharvesting #heart #comedy #laugh #joke #MarkoTheComic #medical

There’s a reason "violin" sounds like "violence", both words come from the Latin for “to hurt my ears.”
#violin #violence #latin #language #music #laughter #joke #comedy #MarkoTheComic

We live in an age of abundance, too bad there’s not enough of it to go around. #poverty #abundance #joke #comedy #laughter #comic #money #consumerism #MarkoTheComic

I play guitar, but I don’t practice enough, so I guess it’s more accurate to say I play dusty guitar.
#guitar #dust #joke #humor #comedy #music #MarkoTheComic

I hate moving, especially if it’s from the couch
#joke #humor #laugh #comedy #MarkoTheComic

If you don’t get enough sleep it can feel just like jet-lag, but you save money on airfare.
#airplan #sleep #jetlag #joke #humor #comedy #MarkoTheComic #comdian #chicagocomedian

I love a good sunrise, especially if no one wakes me up to see it. #joke #humor #comedy #sunrise #sleep #MarkoTheComic

I wonder what mannequins do after the store closes. Those little baby mannequins have to come from somewhere. #store #mannquins #joke #comedy #babies #humor #markothecomic

I finally realized why Elon Musk wants to go to Mars. There are no taxes on Mars. #joke #comedy #parenting #humor #MarkoTheComic #ElonMusk

Parents get a lot of conflicting advice but the most important thing to remember is, if you screw up your kid, you can always have more. #joke #comedy #parenting #humor #MarkoTheComic

Bumper stickers all have different messages, and yet they all convey the same idea: I don’t take very good care of my car. #comedy #joke #humor #car #bumpersticker #markothecomic

#Trump #trumprally #tonyhinchcliffe #comedy #joke #papertowels #puertorico #markothecomic What's worse, a joke or the actual Trump? https://youtube.com/shorts/goeDzq7g3hM?feature=share

https://youtu.be/52YrsFHjnTY #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #markothecomic #comedian Standup comedian Marko the Comic has performed at Comedy Plex, Beacon Pub, Friendly Tap, Bab's Comedy Club, and around the Chicago area. He tailors standup sets for each event and wows crowds with custom material and surprisingly clean teeth. The ones that have not fallen out yet.