Day 6: I believe they have accepted me as one of their own, though I'm worried about Larry, who keeps asking: "Is it just me, or do I smell wet dog?"
humor
https://www.usluck.com/472853/just-imagine-the-thousands-of-negative-yelp-reviews-in-this-photo/ Just imagine the thousands of negative Yelp reviews in this photo #Humor #Political #PoliticalHumor
https://www.usluck.com/472445/this-is-exactly-what-he-was-worried-about/ This is exactly what he was worried about… #Humor #Political #PoliticalHumor
This Is Why My Girfriend Assembles All Our Furniture
https://www.freenovelsonline.top/2025/02/humor-pot-66-memepic-dump.html
#freenovelsonline #funnyposts #funny #humor #memes #funnymemes #dankmemes #relatablememes #memesdaily
dinner preparation with dogs supervision
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor
A new story is out! “The Vengeance Hungry Caterpillar” Click here (or wherever you get your podcasts) Enjoy!
https://www.buzzsprout.com/2378374/episodes/16760914
#humor, #storytelling, #comedy, #satire, #funny, #fiction, #audio
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god – @taur10 on Tumblr
Seth Meyers showed his audience a picture of Trump and three Teslas on the White House lawn and he said: "I see four things in this picture that need to be charged." #humor #politics #criminaljustice
When asked about which countries that may be placed under his next travel ban, he replied "Wouldn't that be a stupid thing for me to say?".
Adding, "NOBODY expects My Travel Ban! Our chief weapon is surprise ... surprise and fear ... fear and surprise .... Our two weapons are fear and surprise ... and ruthless efficiency .... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency ... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Putin."
#Mastodon #Saturday #weird #humor #Trump
See, the Germans are so focused on quality, they can identify an automobile's make simply from the sound of closing its hood.
I get a kick out of this "budget meal hack" trending hashtag on #scoopz at the moment.
It's always WAY over complicated, and made with processed food, and not actually budget because it costs like 3+ dollars a meal.
If you actually learn how to #cook #baking use staples/seasoning, and plan ahead, THAT is the real budget meal hack.
Don't say you need money. I do this on #disability
The economy is crashing. You should learn now, it'll save ya later.
https://www.usluck.com/471401/i-am-the-chosen-one-3/ I am the chosen one #Humor #Political #PoliticalHumor
shh, you need to rest, we'll help you
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor #FridayVibes
"Planet Definitions" by XKCD comic (mirror bots @xkcd @xkcdbot ) - All the definitions of a planet, whether they've earned representation or not. https://xkcd.com/3063/ #astronomy #planetary #asteroid #geology #oops #WTF #humor
![XKCD comic #3063 "Planet Definitions" https://xkcd.com/3063/
explanation from ExplainXKCD https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3063:_Planet_Definitions
transcript truncated to fit alt-text limit:
[A table with 3 columns, labelled "Definition", "# of planets", and "Solar system". The last row is a drawing of the Solar system, with elements included in the definition of the row colored in green]
Traditionalist: Pluto is a planet
Modern: Pluto is not a planet
Expansive: Dwarf planets are planets
Ultratraditionalist: Only the classical planets are planets
Condescending: Only giant planets are planets; the rest are big asteroids.
Simplistic: Anything gravitationally round is a planet
Grounded: Only objects a spaceship has landed on are planets
Regolithic: Anything covered in dirt and ice and stuff is a planet
Lunar: You can't be a planet if you don't have a moon
Solipsitic: Earth is the only planet
Judgemental: Only the prettiest ones are planets
Empiricist: Only worlds that I, author of this table, have personally seen are planets
Marine biologist: Only objects with oceans are planets
Maritime: Only objects with surface oceans are planets
Universalist: They're all planets
Existantialist: What is space itself is a planet???
Spiteful: Only Pluto is a planet
title/mouseover text: Under the 'has cleared its orbital neighborhood' and 'fuses hydrogen into helium' definitions, thanks to human activities Earth technically no longer qualifies as a planet but DOES count as a star.](/proxy/post_attachment/1593643/18246008a6.png "XKCD comic #3063 \"Planet Definitions\" https://xkcd.com/3063/
explanation from ExplainXKCD https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3063:_Planet_Definitions
transcript truncated to fit alt-text limit:
[A table with 3 columns, labelled \"Definition\", \"# of planets\", and \"Solar system\". The last row is a drawing of the Solar system, with elements included in the definition of the row colored in green]
Traditionalist: Pluto is a planet
Modern: Pluto is not a planet
Expansive: Dwarf planets are planets
Ultratraditionalist: Only the classical planets are planets
Condescending: Only giant planets are planets; the rest are big asteroids.
Simplistic: Anything gravitationally round is a planet
Grounded: Only objects a spaceship has landed on are planets
Regolithic: Anything covered in dirt and ice and stuff is a planet
Lunar: You can't be a planet if you don't have a moon
Solipsitic: Earth is the only planet
Judgemental: Only the prettiest ones are planets
Empiricist: Only worlds that I, author of this table, have personally seen are planets
Marine biologist: Only objects with oceans are planets
Maritime: Only objects with surface oceans are planets
Universalist: They're all planets
Existantialist: What is space itself is a planet???
Spiteful: Only Pluto is a planet
title/mouseover text: Under the 'has cleared its orbital neighborhood' and 'fuses hydrogen into helium' definitions, thanks to human activities Earth technically no longer qualifies as a planet but DOES count as a star.")
We are working towards the sprint goal but are completely blocked.
#scrum #scrumteam #sprint #sprintgoals #blockers #Meme #memes #Humor
