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The resemblance is uncanny...

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Politics #Trump #DonaldTrump #USPol #Bathrooms #Toilet

Photo of a toilet with the seat up. An orange-ish towel or piece of carpet has been slung across the uppermost area of the lifted seat, and a red cloth of some kind has been placed in the middle of the hinge.

There is a distinct resemblance to Donald Trump, with the orange fabric resembling his hair, the red fabric resembling his tie, and the gaping hole in the seat resembling his pursed mouth when he is shouting.

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I wonder if the person who made this sign intended the unspoken story here.🤔

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Hiking #Hikes #Hikers #Nature #NatureTrails #NationalParks #SignFails #Signage

The meme is a photo of a sign from a nature park, which reads, "Dispose of trash properly."

Beneath that instruction are two arrows-- the top arrow faces right, and the bottom facing left.

Inside the top arrow is a pictograph with two human figures wearing backpacks and holding walking sticks. It reads, "PACK IT IN."

Inside the bottom arrow is a pictograph with one human figure, stuffing something in the trunk of a car. It reads, "PACK IT OUT."

Meme text reads:
"I... am just going to note that there are *two* people at the start of this hike."

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49d

ngl, I relate to this. lol

#writerslife #writers #writersblock #lit #literature #humor #funny #meme #memes #writersmemes #funnymeme #funnymemes

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70d

"If you choose not to find joy in the snow, you will have less joy in your life, but still the same amount of snow." - Anonymous

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Snow #Snowstorm #Snowman #Snowmen #SnowDay #SnowmenOfMastodon

Someone has made a snowman using a mailbox. The snow is stacked around the mailbox, black stones and a carrot have been added to make a slightly frowning face, and the mailbox door has been left open to make it look like the snowman is sticking out his tongue and that his "mouth" is wide open. Sticks have been inserted in the side to look like his arms; they are sticking out and up a bit, as if to startle someone walking past.

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70d

It's #GirlScoutCookie time again!

Remember to support your local #GirlScout troops-- or else.🙀

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #GirlScouts #Scouting #GirlScoutCookies #ThinMints #GSA #GirlGuides #TVnews #Bloopers #NewsBloopers #News_Bloopers

Meme featuring a screenshot from a TV news program (channel "TVN"). Image shows soldiers in full military gear, with assault rifles and bullet-proof vests over their desert-khaki uniforms. One soldier is using his foot to kick down a door.

The news tickertape is not the correct one for the story. It reads,

"Breaking News... LIVE... Due to a decrease in cookie sales, The Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign." [Aggressive is misspelled with only one G.]

Meme text reads, "When bad timing (and terrible spelling) gave us this gem."

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78d

🥳 Happy New Year! 🎉

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Holidays #HappyNewYear #HappyNewYears #NewYearsDay #NewYear #Hogmanay #NewYearsEve #NewYear2025 #NewYears2025

Image of a January 2025 calendar. The first of January falls on a Wednesday.

Across the top at the letters “M - T - W - T - F - S - S” and the “W - T - F” are circled in red.

Meme text reads, “Should we be worried that 2025 begins with ‘WTF’?”

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Trivia:
Male reindeer lose their antlers in winter and females don't, so Santa's sleigh is actually pulled by a team of women.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Holidays #Christmas #ChristmasTree #Xmas #ChristmasMeme #ChristmasMemes #Santa #Reindeer #SantaClaus #HoHoHo #SaintNick #Rudolf #RudolfTheRedNoseReindeer

Photo of an indoor shopping mall, as seen from an upper level. A fake large Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer (with an irritated expression) is hanging from the ceiling on strings, and the remnants and broken pieces of the other fallen reindeer are on the floor below.

Meme text reads, “The other reindeer USED TO laugh and call him names.”

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126d

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Cats #Catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #DonnaSummer #Disco #PoleDancing #Catio #ScratchingPost

Photo of a black cat with white mouth/neck area and white feet. The cat is in a very uncomfortable-looking position, while holding onto a scratching post with its front legs. The cat's head is upside down and its back legs are dangling over the edge of the scratching post shelf, behind the cat.

Meme text reads, "She works hard for the money."

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126d

When a duck is in a hurry, don't try to slow him down.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Ducks #Duckstodon #Duck #DucksOfMastodon #Homes #FrontGate

Photo of a very broken metal entrance gate. It has been very bent and mangled. A small duck is walking through it along the pavement.

Meme text reads, "Never underestimate the power of a duck."

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147d

The fact that candy corn still exists in the year 2024 says a lot about our civilization...

The week before #Halloween seems a good time to post some candy-themed memes.
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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Candy #CandyCorn #HalloweenCandy #TrickOrTreat #TrickOrTreating

Photo of a business sign by a roadside, the kind with changeable text. The sign reads, "It's candy corn season for all you crayon-eating psychopaths."

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154d

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Comets #AtlasComet #TsuchinshanAtlasComet #Comet #Dinosaurs #MakeAWish #Asteroids #ShootingStars #TsuchinshanAtlas #Astronomy

Cartoon with a pair of dinosaurs looking up at a shooting star in the sky. One says to the other, "Make a wish."

Cartoon credit:
Mary Gutfleisch 2011
www.marydoodles.com

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164d

#meme #memepage #feralmemes #memes #darkhumor #relatable #dadjoke #dadjokes #funnymemes #funny #humour #joke #jokes #jokestodon #funnystuff #funnymoments #funnymeme #memex #trending #trendingpost #trendingmeme #trendingpost #meemee #relatable #memer #lol #developer #devmeme

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167d

#meme #memepage #feralmemes #memes #darkhumor #relatable #dadjoke #dadjokes #funnymemes #funny #humour #joke #jokes #jokestodon #funnystuff #funny #humor #humour #funnymemes #funnymoments #funnymeme #memecredi #memex #memeCoins #memecut #trending #trendingpost #trendingmeme#meme #memepage #feralmemes #memes #dadjoke #dadjokes #funnymemes #funny #humour #joke #jokes #jokestodon #funnystuff#meme #memepage #feralmemes #memes #darkhumor #relatable #dadjoke #dadjokes #funnymemes #funny #humour #joke #jokes #funnystuff #funny #humor #humour #funnymemes #funnymoments #funnymeme #memex #memeCoins #memecut #trending #trendingpost #trendingmeme

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#meme #funnymeme #economy #taxes

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211d

#bitcoin #bitcoiner #meme #funnymeme

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It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Cows #Cowstodon #OpticalIllusion #Farms #CowsOfMastodon #Perspective #Optics

Photo of a farm field in the background, with some cows grazing. In the foreground, there is a post with some barbed wire attached, making a fence.

Due to the perspective of the shot, one of tne of the cows appears to be very small and standing on top of the post.

Meme text reads, “Behold, the world's smallest cow.”

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224d

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Sports #Olympics2024 #TargetShooting #Writing #Olympics #WritersCommunity #Writers #PlottersAndPantsers #Plotters #Pantsers #Athletics #Turkey #WritersOfMastodon

Meme showing images from the 2024 Olympics, in the target shooting contest. On the left, the athlete is dressed in fancy specialized clothing, with special targetting eyewear and gloves designed for the sport. Their posture is alert and tight, with both hands on the gun as they face sideways and look sharply over their right shoulder.

On the right, the athlete from Turkey is wearing a T-shirt and jeans. He has no speciality gear, and is wearing his standard prescription glasses. His posture is incredibly relaxed and casual, with his right hand resting in his pants pocket.

The meme text calls the first one a “Plotter” and the relaxed Turk a “Pantser.”

[These are terms used to describe the two approaches to writing fiction, one which uses a lot of planning, and the other where the author writes “by the seat of their pants.”]

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224d

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #Mood #Angry #Anthropomorphism #Posts #SocialMediaPosts

Photo of a yellow, metal, square post in the ground, set in some pavement. On each side of the post and near the top are two things that look like handles, but are probably used for tying ropes or chains to the post.

However, they posts also gives the impression of an angry person with hands on hips.

Meme text reads, “Sorry about this angry post.”

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238d

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #RockMusic #HeavyMetal #HeavyMetalMusic #Cartoon #OzzyOsbourne #MetalDetecting

A comic in the style of The Far Side, this one by Scott Hillburn. It shows a man on a beach, on his hands and knees in the sand. Nearby, a metal detector is sitting in the sand. The man has apparently been digging, and there is a small pile of sand near his hands. In front of him is a man's head sticking out of the sand. The head has long hair, and he is wearing glasses.

The caption reads: "It was then that Ed realized he had mistakenly purchased a HEAVY metal detector."

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238d

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #School #ClassWarfare #ClassPolitics #Communism #Capitalism #Classes

A teacher stands in front of her class by the blackboard. She asks the students, "Hello, everyone. Are there any classes you are struggling with?"

A male student answers, "The Borgeois."

Another student says, "WTF, Karl!"

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245d

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Portraits #Paintings #RenaissanceArtist #Artwork #RenaissanceArt #Doppelganger #Museums #Doppelgangers #GiovanniBattistaMoroni #PortraitOfVincenzoGuarignoni #Selfies

Photo of a man standing in front of the painting "Portrait of Vincenzo Guarignoni" by Giovanni Battista Moroni. The painting is of a very serious and rather bald man with a thin egg-shaped face, a short full beard. He is wearing a large white collar and the rest of his clothes from the year 1572 are black. His head is only bald on the front half.

Standing in front of the painting is a modern man who bears a striking resemblance to the portrait subject, down to the location of his bald areas and beard style.

Meme text reads, "When you go to a gallery and discover you've not aged in 430 years..."

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Since today is #AmazonPrimeDay, this seemed like the perfect time to post this one.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Amazon #PrimeDay #AmazonPrime #RetroTV #1980s #Transformers #TransformersAnimated #1980sTV #Cartoons #SuperheroCartoons #1980sKids #SaturdayMorningCartoons

Image of the face of the sentient transforming robot Optimus Prime, from the "Transformers" animated TV show. His eyes are still glowing blue, but in the scene this is taken from, they go dark soon after when he seemingly dies. (Don't worry, kids. It's a cartoon. He will come back-- in the movies! )

Meme text reads, "I just worry that people are forgetting what Prime day is really about and who died to make it possible."

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252d

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Music #CountryMusic #CountrySongs #Trucker #AutonomousVehicles #AutonomousVehicle #Autonomous #SelfDrivingCars #SelfDriving

Photo of a man in a Western American cowboy hat, seemingly crying.

Meme text reads:
"With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time until there's a country song where the guy's truck leaves him."

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259d

After this past week, I think we all need #HootinTootinTuesday more than ever today.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Weather #WeatherHumor #HeatWave #Summer #SummerWeather #RetroFashion #1980s

Photo of a man watering his lawn. His clothes are summer fashion from the 1980s. In the background is a car from the 1980s.

Meme text reads: “The Weatherman said to dress for the mid 80s.”

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264d

Brain: Ah, embarrassment. Let me never forget this. In fact, I'll make sure it's remembered tomorrow at 1am after a particularly disturbing dream about something else horrifically bad.

#memes #meme #memelife #dankmemes #funnymemes #dankmeme #funnymeme #humor #lol #memesfordays

Two pictures. Top one is a beach and a person drawing on the sand. It says, "My brain recording my good memories." Bottom one is a person carving the word "and" in stone. It says, "My brain recording my cringe memories."

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