ourselves.space

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A fish has its head above water and is talking to a human standing on a jetty. It tells the person, "It turns out I've been editing both copy of copy of gene v3 (newest)(2) and copy of copy of gene v3(final)(2) so now I can't delete either one." The human says, "You have got to stop doing this." The fish replies, "It's fine, I'll just buy more storage." The caption reads, "Why lungfish have such enormous genomes."

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#BloomCounty by #BerkeleyBreathed for March 17, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/bloomcounty/2025/03/17

#Humour #Cartoon

Opus is lying on his back outside while it snows. His wings are spread wide and his enormous beak is sticking upwards. He thinks to himself, "The famous `performance artist' begins a new masterpiece:" The snow starts to accumulate around him and on his torso as well as his beak. "Ice crystals... whiteness... Floating..." He is now have buried in the snow and it is piling on his beak too. "A growing pillar or being... I am on with heaven... 'Lo! I am..." A dog sees him lying there and comes up for a closer inspection. "Nothingness!" The dog is sniffing around Opus's beak. A bubble appears pointing to the dog and reads, "Sceptical critic of modern art fixin' to bestow his review."

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for March 17, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/03/17

#Humour #Cartoon

Calvin steps off the school bus, followed closely by Susie. He shouts, "Free! Ha ha!" He starts walking home and notices that Susie is walking close behind him. He turn around and says to her, "This walk goes to my house." Susie replies, "I know that." Calvin starts running, Susie does likewise behind him.

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Express your green. #grickledoodle #stpatricksday #green #hulk #muppets #yoda #kermit #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of a Kermit, the Hulk, and Yoda having a picnic under a tree. Caption reads "They spent many sunny afternoons talking through shared experiences and sometimes they didn't talk at all."

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#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for March 17, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2025/03/17

#Humour #Cartoon

A doctor is examining an X-ray of a woman's chest and has discovered a trombone embedded in her torso. He tells her, "I won't ask how it got there. Considering the risks involved with removing it, the real question is, can you live with it?" The caption reads, "The backstory of Charlie Brown's teacher".

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Collection. #grickledoodle #lizard #skins #reptiles #collecting #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of a lizard in his attic looking to hang a shed skin along with his others. Caption reads "He didn't really have a good reason for doing it but he'd been saving his old skins for years."

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German Gothic

#BTW25 #FinanzPaket #cartoon #karikatur

Karikatur. Friedrich Merz und Grünenpolitikerin Dröge stehen vor einem Haus und blicken in unsere Richtung. Die Frau rammt dem CDU-Chef eine Mistgabel in den Hintern. Das Bild persifliert das Gemälde American Gothic von Grant Wood.

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"We must drop the research now that the Neanderthals are back in charge."

#science #uspol #cartoon #Funny

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#PearlsBeforeSwine by #StephanPastis for March 16, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2025/03/16

#Humour #Cartoon

Rat has been on the phone for ages, Pig asks him, "Who are you talking to, Rat?" Rat replies, "Bombast Cable... I've been on hold for tow hours." Eventually, someone answers, "Bombast Cable. How can I help you?" Rat says, "Finally... Yeah... I want to cancel cable." The company agent asks, "May I know why, sir?" Rat says, "Because I pay $200 a month for channels I don't watch!" The agent says, "I see." Rat continues, getting angry, "And I found a cable package with live TV for just $70. That's a monthly saving of $130. So stick it in your ear!" The agent hasn't finished, "Well now, sir, you also pay $100 a month for internet. Should we cancel that as well?" Rat says, "Well, no. You're the only company in my area that offers it. And without it, I can't get the streaming package." The agen asks, "The one that saves you $130 a month?" Rat hesitates, "Right... I... I... You're no gonna charge me $130 a month for internet, aren't you?" The agent gleefully says, "You bet your sweet @**, we are! Who's your daddy now, #$*@*??" Rat turns to Pig and says, "Cable companies have too much power."

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#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau for March 16, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/03/16

#Humour #Cartoon

Mark is hosting his radio show. A colleagues calls to him, "Yo, Mark! Al Gore for you!" He takes the call and says, "Al! What's up?" Al Gore says, "We have to talk." Mark goes on air and says, "So, Al, wasn't government reform once your jam?" "It was, Mark. Reinvention was job one for me as veep. In seven years, we shrunk the federal workforce by 426,000, consolidated 800 agencies and eliminated 640,000 pages of rules." Mark is surprised, "Wait... What? Why didn't I know that?" Al Gore continues, "Because you didn't notice at the time. And you didn't notice because the process was carefully planned and responsibly executed, It never disrupted essential public services. Compare that to now." In the final panel, Musk, depicted as an X with sunglasses is telling his minions (of the type from Despicable Me) "Banana!" and his minions are going berserk with axes and torches, etc.

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for March 16, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/03/16

#Humour #Cartoon

Calvin is having lunch at home and is also reading a comic as he munches away. Suddenly Hobbes jumps onto the table surprising him. They both square off and then start fighing and end up on the floor. Calvin is defeated and Hobbes takes up Calvin's exact activities at the table. A dishevelled Calvin goes up to his mother who's loading the laundry. He tells her, "I'm still hungry." Without interrupting her work, his mother tells him, "I fixed you a nice lunch. You can wait until dinner."

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Morten Morland on ‘welfare reform’

#Cartoon #Morland #Starmer #Kendall #RedReform #Badenoch #Farage #UkPolitics

Cartoon by Morten Morland Starmer strides off wearing a blue coat a la Thatcher and fastening a Union Jack tie, accompanied by morose Looking Kendall stating ‘Don’t Get me started on Sctoungers’. Meanwhile Badenoch and Farage, almost naked scream ‘that’s Our clothes’

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Too much. #grickledoodle #cats #octopus #pets #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of an eight-legged cat causing havoc in a house. Caption reads "Octo-cat turned out to be quite a handful."

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This week's comic: Playing the wealth card

#cartoon #comic #billionaires #uspol #oligarchy #authoritarianism #economy

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#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for March 15, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2025/03/15

#Humour #Cartoon

Some Inuit are outside a melted igloo. One is saying to another, "I told you, but nooooo, you haaad to have a housewarming party."

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for March 15, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/03/15

#Humour #Cartoon

Calvin is outside, walking with Calvin. He says, "Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we can speak." Hobbes considers this for a moment and then says, "Probably so we can think twice."

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How Popular #Cartoon Characters Would Look Like as Humans, according to #AI. So basically Scarlett Johansson is Cinderalla and Q'orianka Kilcher is Pocahontas (which makes a lot of sense) https://www.thefashionball.com/trending/ai-cartoons-syn/?utm_campaign=AI+Cartoons+EN+Rachel2802+v2+US+Desktop+MacOs.Win+Chr.Saf.Edg+Smart+VV10+b042&utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=msn-msn-home&utm_content=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.taboola.com%2Flibtrc%2Fstatic%2Fthumbnails%2F6be99cab71c9b76c226d8d2823e98572.png&utm_term=What+Cartoons+Would+Look+Like+as+People&network_code=CME&c=sp1JwnaUUqALR54hwLsUk4Ywo0PEbBBV8gw3SJEuifo%3D&tblci=GiAL1LFif1ZYo6JH0NiqR2YRVZD4Uz3VUU8gixsYlVu-ZyDYhU4okO3ptaf_yPzhATDL1z4

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#xkcd: #PlanetDefinitions

https://xkcd.com/3063/

#Humour #Cartoon

Number of planets in the Solar System according to some some and some crazy criteria. See https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3063 for details.

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#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for March 14, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2025/03/14

#Humour #Cartoon

An ancient Greek ship captain is talking to some traders at a port. He's telling them, "Sorry, we aren't trading with you guys anymore -- that is, unless you have a golden fleece." The caption reads, "Jason and the Embargonauts".

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for March 14, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/03/14

#Humour #Cartoon

Calvin is running along with a kite in the air. He stops and lets it go and says, "I like to set kites free."

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Retribution. #grickledoodle #cows #hamburgers #vegan #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #horror

A cartoon illustration of cows pointing at a billboard of a hamburger while talking to aliens who look like cows as townspeople nervously watch. Caption reads "And the more the cows talked with the new interstellar visitors, the more nervous the townspeople became."

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#BenJennings on #ElonMusk and the backlash against #Tesla – #cartoon | Ben Jennings | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2025/mar/13/ben-jennings-elon-musk-tesla-backlash-cartoon

#Politics #Humour #US

Cartoon of Musk wearing a MAGA hat and giving a Nazi salute, while behind him, Tesla stock prices are dropping like a stone.

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Just a wee bit. #grickledoodle #horror #haunted #ghosts #little #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of a bellhop and some guests being surprised by a tiny ghost in the hotel lobby. Caption reads "The hotel was only a little haunted."

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#xkcd: #OffByOne

https://xkcd.com/3062/

#Humour #Cartoon

A person has invented a new algorithm. He tells his colleagues, "Any time an integer is stored or read, its value is adjusted upwards or downwards by a random amount between 40 and 50." The caption reads, "My new language almost completely eliminat4es off-by-one errors."

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#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for March 13, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2025/03/13

#Humour #Cartoon

Neighbours overhear a mild argument between a couple, "Knock it off, Alice. I'm tryin' to watch the game!!" Alice is hoovering and says, "Well, somebody has to clean around here, Nathan!" One of the neighbours tells the other, "Wow. Nate sure abhors a vacuum."

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