I just had to get a policy renamed as it had "Information Secuirty" in the title, which reminded me...
Went to a massive infosec conference a while back. Loads of important people, big company execs, high up government bods, expensive suits, you know the deal.
Yer man stood up to give one of the keynotes.
Huge screen, massive letters.
"CYBERSCUIRTY IN THE PUBIC SECTOR"