Principal: As we have had high turnover, we have no chairpersons for any of the subject areas. Any volunteers? You'll get an extra £30 per month.

Teachers: Sure!

*One month later*

Teachers: Why didn't we receive our pay as subject chairs?

Principal: Oh, about that! We didn't feel like paying you as it would add too much to our expenses, but you still have to do all the curriculum and management work you've agreed to!

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